Bethesda: Thats shit out some fallout crap and milk mod makers for a console "rerelease" of Skyrimjob. Hope you like shitty DLC bro.
Microsoft: We have no idea what we are doing that's been clear for years but at least some of this shit is on win10. Enjoy a slim version of our console before we release a more powerful one next year.
Ubisoft: No one asked for Watch Dogs 2 here you go! At least For Honor is a semi-original IP. Some VR crap and South Park.
Sony: Dat spiderman suit looks terrible, could be cool. Why does RE7 look like Amnesia? What is Detroit Becoming Human even about anymore? Why does God of War look like Tomb Raider? Do we still care about COD? I could see why some people might like Horizon Zero Dawn. Crabs? What the fuck Norman Reedus has a fetus...black..stuff? more dead things... thx Kojima!
PC: DOW3, Mirage, more ARMA,Warframe and Mount & Blade nice memes. Vampyr, Turning Test and Observer could be cool. Lawbreakers is a little up in the air for me. Why doesn't Valve just let New World Interactive make DOD like the did that company for CS:GO.
Other games:
Injustice 2: looks fantastic RIP PC version already.
Mafia 3: more liek mehfia.
The Technomancer: Cool seems like Mass Effect.
Call Of Cthulhu: I want to know more looks cool.
Cuphead: Looks like the Mega Man game we've been waiting for.
Friday the 13th: The Game: Looks like fun party game.
Yooka-Laylee: Nice memes.
Did Nintendo even have a conference?
-Get fucked internets, I'm out
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